Inglourious Basterds hit theaters 5 years ago today.
if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself